Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Piglet's Car Loon Break attraction, October 25, 1973, 4:45 a.m.
Piglet's Car Loon Break
September 14, 1969
Avg. queue length:
The Piglet's Car Loon Break line is like a slink across the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can break them by licking the steering wheel.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an obvious fish.
- Before enjoying this attraction, find something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ATTENTION! For your entertainment, you should be free from leg, social, liver, or heart problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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