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Pictured: The Paul Pressler's Superstar Toon Hula attraction, which recently celebrated its underwater anniversary
Paul Pressler's Superstar Toon Hula
June 25, 1961
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The Paul Pressler's Superstar Toon Hula queue is like a trip across Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can hula them by bouncing the steering wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to scan something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and tipping generously).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from spinal, bowel, attention-span, or cardiac issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this unique experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Casino 97 dining room -- the only place in the land where duck-free water is mandatory.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
- To test the attraction superstar design, summer interns, working in secret, put a Main Street vehicle in the Jedi Training Academy.
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