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Cinderella's lubber-rousing photo of Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide
April 7, 1971
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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide entrance is like a journey into Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are classical frescoes used in this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees tried running an Autopia car on the Monorail track.
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