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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide attraction during a moment of contemplation
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide
January 19, 1983
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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Slide queue is like a slink through the world of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while telling them that this attraction exists.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to not be scarred for life.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from dietary issues or skin, nasal, blood, fingernail, or attention-span complications or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this delightful experiment.
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