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Above: The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash attraction, May 16, 2005, 4:54 p.m.
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash
December 2, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a jaunt inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and while you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will sing to spheres.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something longer.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland sponsors might try to ride this attraction for a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- Expectant mothers won't want to use the restroom first.
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