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Above: The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash
September 10, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a cruise inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or blogging permitted.
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