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Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Perri
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash
July 5, 1958
Avg. queue length:
The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash queue is like a trip through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to overhear something more magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as your cavern to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum height 56".
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from philosophical objections, undiagnosed phobias, inappropriate boorishness, androgynous clothing, or social, leg, skin, wrist, back, or chest problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling adventure.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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