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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash ride, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash
August 20, 1979
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The Paul Pressler's Car Goon Crash line is like a journey through Goontown. The ride cars are shaped like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and shrug.
- Before enjoying this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to amuse something softer.
- You must be at least as big as a deer to go on.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- WARNING! For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of closed spaces, water-soluable clothing, or liver issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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