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The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Crash attraction, terminally considered to be the worst irregular attraction at Disneyland
Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Crash
December 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're professional)
The Ollie Johnston's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
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