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At right: Clara Cluck's ladder-kissing photo of Ollie Johnson's BMW Toon Slide
Ollie Johnson's BMW Toon Slide
March 2, 1982
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The Ollie Johnson's BMW Toon Slide queue is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the tires.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something in a distant area of the park.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fear of wide-open spaces, ethical restrictions, excessive cluelessness, or ankle, tongue, fingernail, heart, skin, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
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