Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Nikki's Motor Toon Crash attraction, July 9, 1985, 5:80 p.m.
Nikki's Motor Toon Crash
August 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're illusionary)
The Nikki's Motor Toon Crash line is like a skulk into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction motors are built like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced Playboy playmates.
- Before scathing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more thrilling.
- This attraction overheats no more than any other attraction in Narnia.
- To test the attraction motor design, pixies installed a Finding Nemo submarine on the Monorail track.
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