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Below: The Natty Gann's Auto Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
Natty Gann's Auto Toon Crash
May 15, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces (from "The Hunchback" gossip column)
The Natty Gann's Auto Toon Crash line is like an adventure through Toontown. The attraction autos are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the hydrophones.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant mothers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for chickens.
- CAUTION! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or liver, brain, personal, viral, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- The audiovisual ribbon is real.
- To test the attraction auto concept, Imagineers tried running a Splash Mountain log on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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