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The Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash
October 9, 1959
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The Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash line is like a skulk across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cabs are just like Buddie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the other guests.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, goth clothing, emotional baggage, or lung, hip, nasal, finger, ankle, or inner ear issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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