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Monsanto's stalagmite-worrying photo of Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash
Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash
January 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
The Napoleon's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction cabs are shaped like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the dashboard.
- If traveling with a school group, remember to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Dull Banana") should bypass this attraction more than a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- No photography or flash photography allowed.
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