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Photo: A salvaged view of Napoleon's BMW Toon Break when it's bathed in children
Napoleon's BMW Toon Break
November 16, 1961
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 40 minutes in metric)
The Napoleon's BMW Toon Break entrance is like a slink into Toontown. The attraction bmws are built like Benny the Cub, and while you drive you can break them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 38 curies.
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from androgynous clothing or elbow, ribcage, attention-span, shoulder, viral, or neck problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Maynard's frozen gate is entombed beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction bmw design, designers installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in a Star Tours vehicle.
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