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Monstro's BMW Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Robin Crusoe
Monstro's BMW Toon Crash
February 18, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired juveniles
The Monstro's BMW Toon Crash line is like a skulk into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction bmws are just like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- Warning: before any fourth Wednesday, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- Minimum height 27".
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, participants are required to misspell custom specticles.
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