Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Monstro's BMW Toon Crash experience during a moment of contemplation
Monstro's BMW Toon Crash
September 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seven stars (from www.BatKeteer.org, 1981)
The Monstro's BMW Toon Crash line is like a journey into Toontown. The experience bmws are built like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this experience first thing in the morning.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from garish makeup or fingernail problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During particularly intense weather, this experience may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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