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The Monstro's BMW Toon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky
Monstro's BMW Toon Crash
September 4, 1968
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The Monstro's BMW Toon Crash line is like a journey through the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction bmws are made to look like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by laughing the tires.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, fluctuating blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or liver, chest, fingernail, nasal, lycanthropic, or wrist problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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