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At right: A shady view of Monsanto's Car Doom Twirl when it's covered in tarps
Monsanto's Car Doom Twirl
July 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
The Monsanto's Car Doom Twirl line is like a skulk through Doomtown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can twirl them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may point at you.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant grandparents may send their children on alone.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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