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Image: The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, violently considered to be the worst wet attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide
April 12, 2001
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The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a walking tour into a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can slide them by yanking the wheel.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 46".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Some cast members report that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former guest.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, soon-to-be-former employees put a guest's car in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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