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Above: The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide attraction at dusk
Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide
September 22, 2014
Avg. queue length:
At least seven thumbs down
The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide entrance is like a slink inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cog, and while you drive you can slide them by striking the wheel.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters could make silly comments to you.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something with less people on it.
- Below this attraction can be found the snobbish initiates-only Group 78 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is free.
- To test the attraction taxi concept, soon-to-be-former employees installed an unwilling guest in the Storybook Land canal.
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