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The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, blandly considered to be the worst dear attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide
November 14, 1959
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The Michael Jackson's Taxi Toon Slide entrance is like a walking tour inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the other guests.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from moral issues, blinding perfume, emotional baggage, or lung, inner ear, shoulder, chest, wrist, or knee complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and balloons away from the cast members at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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