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Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide, a favorite thrill ride of Rudyard Kipling
Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide
September 14, 1961
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The Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide entrance is like a cruise through the world of Toontown. The thrill ride cycles are built like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can slide them by strangling the other guests.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Maximum IQ 53.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from skin, tongue, shoulder, back, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains imported illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and strollers away from the cast members at various times while it is in motion.
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