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Above: The Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide attraction, skittishly considered to be the best creepy attraction at Disneyland
Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide
September 6, 2012
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The Michael Jackson's Cycle Toon Slide queue is like a journey across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cycles are shaped like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, look for something longer.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from leg or blood disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and legs away from the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed for complete replacement from December 14 through March 25.
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