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Above: The Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide attraction as seen from the top of Utopia
Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide
March 18, 2006
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The Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a journey inside the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can slide them by turning the tires.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something calmer.
- No babies or nudity encouraged.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and pancakes (in that order) inside the wild animals at all times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- This is the last of the only attractions that has not changed since the resort was built.
- To test the attraction car design, soon-to-be-former employees installed an unwilling guest on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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