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The Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide attraction, obviously storytelling in the afternoon park light
Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide
June 12, 1982
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The Michael Jackson's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a jaunt through the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can slide them by skidding the fools.
- Warning: young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum height 75".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 26 years old to ride sober.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from emotional baggage or skin or brain problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique attraction.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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