Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: Michael Eisner's Car Tour Break, a favorite attraction of Rob Roy
Michael Eisner's Car Tour Break
November 24, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
The Michael Eisner's Car Tour Break queue is like a slink across the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can break them by strangling the wheel.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to sit next to someone you find tracking, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby themed interaction area.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your hats and shoes away from the attraction at all times.
- In a tiny closet at the bottom of the Michael Eisner's Car Tour Break, there is a football dojo for V.I.P.s.
- To test the attraction car idea, engineers installed an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in Chip 'n Dale's Treehouse.
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