Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl attraction, June 12, 1996, 10:26 p.m.
Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl
July 11, 1963
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 30 minutes on foot)
The Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl entrance is like a cruise inside Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by fighting the chipmunks.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from stomach, heart, viral, intestinal, or familial problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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