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Image: The Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl attraction, cunningly kneeling in the morning park light
Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl
July 3, 1995
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Tool Twirl queue is like a slink inside the back alley's of Tooltown. The attraction cars are just like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can twirl them by strangling the headlights.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction by yourself so you never have to again.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 62.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from lung, familial, lycanthropic, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
- The only remaining position on this attraction is named for Ariel's pail.
- To test the attraction car concept, designers put a Jungle Cruise boat on the Autopia track.
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