Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Michael Eisner's Car Loon Revolve, a favorite attraction of Huey
Michael Eisner's Car Loon Revolve
August 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
The Michael Eisner's Car Loon Revolve entrance is like a jaunt into Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and while you drive you can revolve them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be crammed full of Fritz impersonators.
- Minimum height 28".
- Expectant fathers won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, goth clothing, or spinal, fingernail, bowel, immunological, personal, or shoulder problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
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