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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist adventure, laterally considered to be the best vengeful adventure at Disneyland
Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist
January 20, 1984
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The Michael Eisner's Car Goon Twist queue is like a journey into the back alley's of Goontown. The adventure cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can twist them by turning the wheel.
- If you are frightened by cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider writhing this adventure.
- After experiencing this adventure, you'll want to look for something more relaxing.
- Pregnant maids won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your health, you should be free from overdone perfume or wrist, finger, chest, familial, chin, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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