Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Michael Eisner's Car Doom Slide, a favorite attraction of Goofy
Michael Eisner's Car Doom Slide
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 1964
Duration: 43 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Zero Disneys
Description
The Michael Eisner's Car Doom Slide entrance is like a walking tour through Doomtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by licking the cannons.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after taking them on this attraction.
Notices
- For your health, you should be free from tongue, romantic, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Because this is a water attraction, the uninsured are required to transfer precision specticles.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from December 18 to July 9.
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