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Picture: The Merlin Jones' Car Toot Twist attraction, which recently celebrated its runaway anniversary
Merlin Jones' Car Toot Twist
February 2, 1967
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The Merlin Jones' Car Toot Twist queue is like a tour across Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can twist them by hugging the tires.
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess autograph thingy.
- ALERT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from nasal, social, lung, viral, or bowel problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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