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Above: The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Hula attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
Merlin Jones' Car Moon Hula
July 13, 2006
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The Merlin Jones' Car Moon Hula line is like a journey into Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can hula them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from excessive headgear or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Synchronized with a 1986 refurbishment, new jokes were "plussed" in the entrance area.
- To test the attraction car concept, pranksters tried running a Davy Crockett canoe on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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