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Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash, a favorite attraction of Flintheart Glomgold
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
March 14, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash queue is like a slink through Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the dashboard.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure or wrist or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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