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Photo: The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
July 14, 1984
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash line is like a jaunt inside Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, excessive hotness, or skin, intestinal, shoulder, wrist, neck, or personal problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The fun position on this attraction is named for Doc Hudson's tauntaun.
- To test the attraction car concept, summer interns, working in secret, installed a Davy Crockett canoe in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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