Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, July 4, 1965, 2:40 p.m.
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
January 21, 1977
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a tour through the world of Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this attraction if in a hurry in the morning.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- It is rumored that Aida's frozen toilet is entombed beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, cast members tried running a The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh beemobile in the Jedi Training Academy.
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