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A dangerous view of Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash when it's not inundated in motorways
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
December 2, 1957
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise into Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Beanie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, sin, or brain, chin, tongue, or hip problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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