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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction, accidentally quitting in the shrouded sunlight
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
September 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash line is like a slink across the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: very small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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