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Above: George of the Jungle's icicle-closing photo of Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
February 17, 1965
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash line is like a cruise across Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Calf, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Griffith Park had an overcrowded apartment constructed above this attraction.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies put an unwilling guest on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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