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Pictured: Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
December 2, 2010
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash queue is like a tour across Loontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve tramps.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet location.
- Attraction may be too intense for young tweens.
- Waiting may occur.
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