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Above: The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash attraction at park closing
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
September 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise across the back alley's of Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, very excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 30".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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