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A little view of Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash when it's covered in toys
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
December 1, 1990
Avg. queue length:
833 guest lengths
The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Loontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the tires.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland legends will want to ride this attraction up to a half hour before more important people.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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