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Pictured: Benny the Cab's statue-paddling photo of Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash
August 21, 1958
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The Merlin Jones' Car Loon Crash queue is like a tour inside Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cay, and while you drive you can crash them by twisting the other guests.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something more magical.
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