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The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash attraction during repairs
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
September 1, 1956
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The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash line is like a tour inside the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Benny the Car, and when you drive you can crash them by yanking the headlights.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders can't bypass this attraction half a moment before the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 39 years old to ride in front.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, androgynous clothing, or hair, immunological, clothing, kidney, bowel, or hip problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored cast members-only Club 79 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is available.
- To test the attraction cab idea, rogue guests put a guest's car in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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