Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Frank Thomas' son-skidding photo of Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
June 10, 2004
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure through the world of Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and sail.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Operator must be at least 46" (after a haircut) tall.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The letters in "Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash" can be scrambled to spell "Ao Njsemab O Sco'n Nhlcirrte."
- To test the attraction cab design, Imagineers rode a King Arthur Carrousel horse in the Storybook Land canal.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.