Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Dave Smith
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
July 17, 1980
Avg. queue length:
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash entrance is like a skulk across a real-life Toontown. The attraction cabs are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the motors.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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