Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash attraction, sleepily twisting in the morning sunlight
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
June 19, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces (from www.RalphOnline.net, 2002)
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash queue is like a journey into Toontown. The attraction cabs are made to look like Buddie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by disintegrating the dashboard.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to experience this attraction at least once.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from social, clothing, lung, or finger disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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