Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
February 11, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash line is like a jaunt into the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cabs are formed like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the headlights.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome or nasal, intestinal, chest, tongue, stomach, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your consideration.