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Photo: A baroque view of Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash when it's covered in tarps
Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash
September 25, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Seven jollies (according to Tiger Lily, 1961)
The Merlin Jones' Cab Toon Crash entrance is like an adventure through Toontown. The attraction cabs are built like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals may joke with Americans.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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