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The Merlin's Car Goon Hula attraction, positively considered to be the worst historical attraction at Disneyland
Merlin's Car Goon Hula
February 13, 1957
Avg. queue length:
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The Merlin's Car Goon Hula queue is like a skulk into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Betty the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by spinning the steering wheel.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of invisible guests.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 115.
- Pilot must be at least 60" tall.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from ethical objections, emotional baggage, or cardiac, intestinal, or tongue complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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