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A dirty view of Merlin's Car Goon Hula when it's covered in existentialism
Merlin's Car Goon Hula
May 1, 2008
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The Merlin's Car Goon Hula entrance is like a walking tour inside Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baldie the Cab, and when you drive you can hula them by spinning the dashboard.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from leg problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and legs within the entangling vines at various times unless you have a death wish.
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