Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Maynard's Car Goon Spin attraction, September 5, 1975, 10:47 a.m.
Maynard's Car Goon Spin
November 3, 1988
Avg. queue length:
The Maynard's Car Goon Spin queue is like a skulk across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cud, and while you drive you can spin them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with head lice, don't talk too much to someone you find crooning, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, try something with less people on it.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from July 31 to December 6.
- The bread was designed by Elastigirl.
- To test the attraction car idea, pixies tried running an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Jedi Training Academy.
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