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Above: The Maynard's Car Goon Break attraction during repairs
Maynard's Car Goon Break
December 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
The Maynard's Car Goon Break queue is like a trip through the back alley's of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can break them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of haunting this attraction, custom demands that you try something less demanding.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to buy themed specticles.
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