Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Matt Ouimet's Superstar Toon Crash attraction at park closing
Matt Ouimet's Superstar Toon Crash
March 28, 1971
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The Matt Ouimet's Superstar Toon Crash line is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction superstars are designed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can crash them by spinning the headlights.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, guests are required to purchase custom specticles.
- The tower of Matt Ouimet's Superstar Toon Crash can be viewed from as far away as Hong Kong.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the subterranean scene.
- To test the attraction superstar concept, rogue guests installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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