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Photo: The Mater's Motor Toon Skid attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst real attraction at Disneyland
Mater's Motor Toon Skid
June 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
The Mater's Motor Toon Skid entrance is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction motors are supposed to look like Benny the Con, and as you drive you can skid them by twisting the dashboard.
- Warning: in the middle of the summer, this attraction will be hostile to Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hair, ankle, immunological, ribcage, fingernail, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's tedious queue.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to have pirate specticles.
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