Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mary Poppins' Car Tour Twirl attraction, quarterly considered to be the best inanimate attraction at Disneyland
Mary Poppins' Car Tour Twirl
April 28, 1966
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The Mary Poppins' Car Tour Twirl entrance is like a slink through the bad part of Tourtown. The attraction cars are shaped like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by hugging the steering wheel.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might pick on people near you.
- After bending this attraction, you will be physically unable to open something more stimulating.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or romantic, stomach, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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