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The Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break attraction, universally considered to be the premier colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break
June 21, 2010
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The Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break line is like a journey across the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25" (or 12.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, undiagnosed allergies, excessive chattiness, or heart, attention-span, or intestinal complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating experiment.
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