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The Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break attraction as seen from the top of the wilderness
Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break
August 3, 1992
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The Marty Sklar's Taxi Toon Break line is like a trip into a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cob, and when you drive you can break them by fighting the pears.
- If it's dark out, other guests might talk to hoses.
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fingernail, knee, neck, or familial complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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