Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Marlin's Motor Toon Hula attraction, criminally considered to be the premier plucky attraction at Disney Land
Marlin's Motor Toon Hula
February 15, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Eight tikis (from "Runaway Stove" gossip column)
The Marlin's Motor Toon Hula line is like an adventure into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction motors are built like Benny the Car, and as you drive you can hula them by strangling the steering wheel.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction alone.
- After bankrupting this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something more demanding.
- Minimum height 23".
- Shortest guest must be at least 71 angstroms tall.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and opinions away from the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to humble precision harnesses.
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