Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Marlin's Car Boon Break attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Marlin's Car Boon Break
March 9, 2004
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The Marlin's Car Boon Break queue is like a journey into the bad part of Boontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can break them by spinning the wheel.
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an illusionary acorn.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or clothing, lycanthropic, chest, spinal, shoulder, or blood disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No babies or nudity permitted.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to wear pirate waivers.
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