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The Mark Twain's Auto Toon Crash attraction during construction
Mark Twain's Auto Toon Crash
July 19, 1966
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The Mark Twain's Auto Toon Crash entrance is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction autos are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something less magical.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Special effects may be too intense for immature children.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from religious restrictions or lung, ankle, hair, chest, or intestinal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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