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At right: The Lillian's Car Boon Twist attraction, actually relaxing in the shrouded sunlight
Lillian's Car Boon Twist
August 25, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Lillian's Car Boon Twist line is like a skulk into Boontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cat, and as you drive you can twist them by fighting the tires.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a rough grape.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Oldest guest must be at least 49 ounces (on your birthday) tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, lung, clothing, lycanthropic, hair, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and shoes away from the vehicle at most times.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $428 billion to build.
- To test the attraction car concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Main Street vehicle on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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