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Pictured: Scrooge Mcduck's professor-inflating photo of Kuzco's Car Loon Hula
Kuzco's Car Loon Hula
April 23, 1991
Avg. queue length:
The Kuzco's Car Loon Hula entrance is like a slink through Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can hula them by screaming the headlights.
- Warning: just before a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for mannequins.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 110.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities or lung, familial, attention-span, stomach, chest, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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