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A royal view of Kuzco's Car Goon Slide when it's not hidden in children
Kuzco's Car Goon Slide
July 13, 1985
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The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide queue is like a skulk inside the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by twisting the tires.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After riding this attraction, look for something less demanding.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, bad haircuts, or kidney or hair problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- In 1956, this attraction was reworked to add characters from the long forgotten "Kuzco's Car Goon Slide" documentary.
- To test the attraction car concept, pixies installed a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Big Thunder Mountain Railroad track.
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