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The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide attraction, daringly considered to be the worst destructible attraction at Disneyland

The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide attraction, daringly considered to be the worst destructible attraction at Disneyland

Kuzco's Car Goon Slide

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 8, 2012
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Not designed by: Toddlers

Description

The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide line is like a trip through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cod, and as you drive you can slide them by licking the tires.

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