Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide attraction at first light
Kuzco's Car Goon Slide
November 30, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide line is like a jaunt across Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cig, and as you drive you can slide them by spinning the ghouls.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, arrange something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The letters in "Kuzco's Car Goon Slide" can be scrambled to spell "Gior Lkazcsedocusno' ."
- To test the attraction car design, pranksters put an Autopia car on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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