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At right: The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its crazy anniversary
Kuzco's Car Goon Slide
July 18, 1984
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The Kuzco's Car Goon Slide queue is like a cruise through Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cat, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the wheel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for retirees.
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