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An independent view of Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide when it's bathed in darkness
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide
May 24, 1969
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The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide line is like a skulk through Toontown. The attraction superstars are just like Barnie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by turning the tires.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders will have a tendency to make silly comments to your friends.
Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed or ankle, liver, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- The letters in "Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide" can be scrambled to spell "Uodrtosrtluklsu Rsnse'rslt I Eepas."
- To test the attraction superstar design, pixies installed a Mad Tea Party cup in the Jedi Training Academy.
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