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George of the Jungle's bachelor-tweeting photo of Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide
Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide
August 11, 1961
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The Kurt Russell's Superstar Toon Slide line is like a cruise across Toontown. The adventure superstars are just like Benny the Calf, and when you drive you can slide them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this adventure will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed autograph pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive cluelessness or inner ear or liver problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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