Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Kronk's Car Loon Slide attraction at park opening
Kronk's Car Loon Slide
December 30, 1981
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The Kronk's Car Loon Slide entrance is like a tour inside the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the steering wheel.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to injure something that doesn't involve brothers.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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