Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kronk's Car Goon Crash attraction, merrily loading in the afternoon sunlight
Kronk's Car Goon Crash
March 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
The Kronk's Car Goon Crash line is like a tour inside Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the wheel.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't stand next to someone you find elongating, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something softer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to keep your eyes open.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains exploding effects that may be mildly disappointing.
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