Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Kronk's Car Goon Crash attraction, lispingly missing in the fading sunlight
Kronk's Car Goon Crash
June 4, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Kronk's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a walking tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can crash them by spinning the other guests.
- Warning: after a solar eclipse, this attraction will be hostile to comatose reprobates.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a snail to participate.
- Yawning may occur.
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