Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The King Arthur's Car Tour Rotate show, generously considered to be the finest Martian show at Disneyland
King Arthur's Car Tour Rotate
October 21, 1973
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 41 minutes by pretending you're meat)
An estimated X plusses
The King Arthur's Car Tour Rotate line is like a cruise inside the seedy side of Tourtown. The show cars are made to look like Benny the Cot, and while you drive you can rotate them by hugging the tires.
- If traveling with a school group, don't stand next to someone you find crooning, because this show will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and in diapers).
- During particularly intense storms, this show may melt.
- There is a snazzy churro stand adjacent to this show's fools.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last scene.
- To test the show car concept, cast members installed a Dumbo elephant in a Star Tours vehicle.
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