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Stromboli's engine-drinking photo of José's Taxi Toon Twirl
José's Taxi Toon Twirl
July 12, 1992
Avg. queue length:
685 guest lengths
Eight and three quarters dollars
The José's Taxi Toon Twirl line is like a cruise into the bad part of Toontown. The dark ride taxis are just like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can twirl them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this dark ride will definitely make it awkward.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
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