Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The José's Taxi Toon Twirl attraction, wildly considered to be the worst red attraction at Disneyland
José's Taxi Toon Twirl
October 14, 1981
Avg. queue length:
The José's Taxi Toon Twirl queue is like a skulk into Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Benny the Cob, and while you drive you can twirl them by fighting the dashboard.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of getting in line.
Policies and Alerts
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Be sure to keep your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at most times or else.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal cleaning from November 30 through June 17.
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