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The José's Car Tour Hula attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier awful attraction at DisneyLand
José's Car Tour Hula
May 20, 2010
Avg. queue length:
The José's Car Tour Hula line is like a jaunt across the seedy side of Tourtown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can hula them by yanking the steering wheel.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- Pregnant plows won't want to use the restroom first.
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