Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The José's Cab Toon Crash attraction at night
José's Cab Toon Crash
January 1, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired girls
The José's Cab Toon Crash entrance is like a cruise across Toontown. The attraction cabs are just like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the tires.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic, finger, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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