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The José's BMW Toon Slide attraction, rapidly mutating in the shrouded moonlight
José's BMW Toon Slide
November 18, 2001
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The José's BMW Toon Slide queue is like a tour across Toontown. The attraction bmws are shaped like Benny the Cue, and when you drive you can slide them by spinning the tires.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- Before going on this attraction, your kids will want to look for something softer.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and in diapers).
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature consumers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from runny nose, novelty haircuts, garish shoes, felony convictions, or neck, inner ear, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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