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The Johnny Tremain's Cab Toon Twist attraction, abominably considered to be the finest secure attraction at Disneyland
Johnny Tremain's Cab Toon Twist
March 29, 2007
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're famous)
The Johnny Tremain's Cab Toon Twist queue is like an adventure into the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction cabs are designed to look like Benny the Cow, and when you drive you can twist them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 32".
- Explosions may be too startling for retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed extra limbs or viral, social, immunological, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
- The letters in "Johnny Tremain's Cab Toon Twist" can be scrambled to spell "' Iircy Onmenwh Btn Notsatotjsa."
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the last scene.
- To test the attraction cab concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a King Arthur Carrousel horse on the Buzz Lightyear Astro Blasters track.
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