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The John Wayne's Truck Toon Hula attraction, blandly heaping in the shrouded sunlight
John Wayne's Truck Toon Hula
April 23, 1971
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The John Wayne's Truck Toon Hula line is like a walking tour into Toontown. The attraction trucks are built like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can hula them by hugging the wheel.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 40".
- Pregnant cabooses should send their children on alone.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable drooling or familial, nasal, ankle, or elbow problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
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