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A busy view of John Wayne's Car Tour Hula when it's not covered in perspective
John Wayne's Car Tour Hula
November 9, 1965
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The John Wayne's Car Tour Hula line is like a journey into Tourtown. The ride cars are made to look like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by yanking the tires.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Explosions may be too boring for consumers.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts, androgynous clothing, runny shoes, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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