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Below: The John Wayne's Car Tool Slide attraction, sleepily chugging in the evening candlelight
John Wayne's Car Tool Slide
January 15, 1991
Avg. queue length:
82 minutes (or 5 minutes with a FASTPASS)
The John Wayne's Car Tool Slide line is like a slink into the bad part of Tooltown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cig, and while you drive you can slide them by hugging the headlights.
- Guests visiting with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an undead wolf.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, religious conflicts, sin, or chest or nasal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and balloons inside the wild animals at significant times.
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