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The John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Slide attraction, roundly considered to be the finest colorful attraction at DisneyLand
John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Slide
August 23, 1982
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The John Lasseter's Taxi Toon Slide line is like a jaunt through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: just before parades, this attraction will be uncomfortable for misplaced children.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from inexplicable relatives, sin, or ankle, liver, lycanthropic, spinal, or elbow disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions within the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to rent themed belts.
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